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<urlset xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:image="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd"><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/03/08/lgbt-art-exhibition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/lipstick-lesbian-kava-lounge.png</image:loc><image:title>lipstick-lesbian-kava-lounge</image:title><image:caption>I'm one of them lipstick lesbians or something.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/katelyn-murdering-unicorn.png</image:loc><image:title>katelyn-murdering-unicorn</image:title><image:caption>Here's a drawing of Katelyn murdering a unicorn.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/homage-to-jeremy-style.png</image:loc><image:title>homage-to-jeremy-style</image:title><image:caption>This is my homage to Jeremy's style.  It's amazing how hard it is to find sparkly mens spandex shorts on Polyvore -- that is, until you type in the word "fabulous."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/lambda-archives-san-diego.png</image:loc><image:title>Lambda-Archives-San-Diego</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-06-22T22:03:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/03/22/im-gonna-pop-some-tags/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/gold-silver-sparkle-dresses-thrift-store-macklemore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gold-silver-sparkle-dresses-thrift-store-macklemore</image:title><image:caption>Everyone is your friend when you wear these sparkle dresses to the club.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/purple-hookah-vase-caterpillar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>purple-hookah-vase-caterpillar</image:title><image:caption>Katelyn's planning to use this purple vase with her 3 hose hookah next.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/anatomy-high-heel-pump-diagram.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anatomy-high-heel-pump-diagram</image:title><image:caption>There's a part of the shoe called the shank! This is exciting.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-06-22T21:26:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/02/22/why-is-san-diego-so-boring/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/letsplaygamesdeadspace2.png</image:loc><image:title>letsplaygamesdeadspace2</image:title><image:caption>Here's a video of me playing Dead Space 2. Warning, I suck.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/amazonparrotscreaming.png</image:loc><image:title>amazonparrotscreaming</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/goatphotoshopdog1.png</image:loc><image:title>goatphotoshopdog</image:title><image:caption>One time I was so bored I phtoshopped pictures of a goat into my parents backyard and texted them to my brother, who lives in Berkeley. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-09-29T15:16:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2014/02/06/1-year-of-sdsurvivalguide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/snapchat-20140131100329.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snapchat-20140131100329</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-16T03:53:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2014/02/20/what-did-i-snap-last-night-i-will-never-know/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/snapchat-too-drunk-to-handle1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snapchat too drunk to handle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/snapchat-too-hot-to-handle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snapchat too hot to handle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/what-did-i-snap-last-night.png</image:loc><image:title>what did I snap last night</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/beer-fridge-reminder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beer fridge reminder</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/i-am-hangover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I am hangover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-06T06:36:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/03/03/my-curious-immunity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/curious-immunity.png</image:loc><image:title>curious-immunity</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-04T19:08:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/07/14/my-first-san-diego-comic-con-it-was-ok/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/imag1254.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG1254</image:title><image:caption>Write your own blog post about SDCC by filling in the blanks!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/imag1212.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG1212</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/imag1227.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG1227</image:title><image:caption>You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/imag1223.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG1223</image:title><image:caption>Another cool swag I got was this hat. It also required a selfie -- with this attractive woman.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-03T00:07:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/02/14/a-maddening-manic-monday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/babymouse.png</image:loc><image:title>babymouse</image:title><image:caption>My snake eats the cutest size of mice right now.  It's kind of depressing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/gayapprovedbadge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gayapprovedbadge</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/likeagayghostbuster.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pinkjumper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12 dollars to look fabulous.</image:title><image:caption>I get all my awesome 80s clothes at the thrift shop just like Macklemore</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-10-at-7-04-17-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>I'm Awesome - Spose</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-16T01:45:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/06/30/why-do-straight-people-pretend-to-be-gay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sf-pride-rainbow-flags.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SF-Pride-rainbow-flags</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy of Katie Seibert</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-21T08:23:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2014/01/23/analyzing-the-sht-out-of-parties-creatives-vs-nostalgics-which-are-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the-fun-gallery.png</image:loc><image:title>the-fun-gallery</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the-fun-nostalgic-style.png</image:loc><image:title>the-fun-nostalgic-style</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the-fun-creatives-style.png</image:loc><image:title>the-fun-creatives-style</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pimms_cup_like_in_archer_no1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pimms_cup_like_in_Archer_no1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kitty-leggings-patterned-tights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kitty-leggings-patterned-tights</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T03:01:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/02/08/when-it-sprinkles-it-pours/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dos-equis1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dos-equis</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Microclimate Weather KUSI</image:title><image:caption>"MicroClimate Weather" - Does anyone actually say that? (Screencap from SoCal Skywatch. Click pic to view video.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_47551.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4755</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/header1.png</image:loc><image:title>header1.png</image:title><image:caption>caption</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/copy-header.png</image:loc><image:title>copy-header.png</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-03-05T08:46:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/03/01/the-right-to-bear-arm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bear-arm-step-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bear-arm-step-2</image:title><image:caption>Step 2: Flail.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bear-arm-step-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bear-arm-step-1</image:title><image:caption>Step 1: Brandish arm with menace.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/looking-precious.jpg</image:loc><image:title>looking-precious</image:title><image:caption>Everyone seems to think I'm adorable.  That does not mean my personality has to match.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/spyro-the-dragon-girl-costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spyro-the-dragon-girl-costume</image:title><image:caption>Hey stop staring! Haven't you ever seen a dragon before? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:51:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/03/14/how-to-use-a-safe-word/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/fuzzy-bear-hanging-out-with-alcohol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fuzzy-bear-hanging-out-with-alcohol</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/safe-word-generator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>safe-word-generator</image:title><image:caption>There's no real safe word generator as far as I can tell, but using this tool on the "somewhat Uncommon" setting is fairly effective and sometimes hilarious. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/portlandia-cacao-safe-word.jpg</image:loc><image:title>portlandia-cacao-safe-word</image:title><image:caption>Yep, I got the Cacao safe word from Portlandia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sour-cream-for-days1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sour-cream-for-days</image:title><image:caption>This is what happens when you tell your friends that all you want is sour cream.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sour-cream-for-days.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sour-cream-for-days</image:title><image:caption>This is what happens when you tell your friends that all you want is sour cream.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-04-18T01:35:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/03/28/5-levels-of-hungover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/beer-iipa-ruthless-rye-sierra-nevada-olive-oil-mayo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer-iipa-ruthless-rye-sierra-nevada-olive-oil-mayo</image:title><image:caption>Hangover cure: beer and mayo.  1. Put the mayonaise in the pantry.  2. Drink a beer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/thornstreet-flight-beer-making-faces.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thornstreet-flight-beer-making-faces</image:title><image:caption>"Guys, we won't get drunk if we drink tiny beers."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:47:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/04/05/map-of-hilcrest-san-diegos-den-of-sin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/my-face-when-gay-boys-grab-my-crotch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my-face-when-gay-boys-grab-my-crotch</image:title><image:caption>Hi, do I know you, crotch-grabber?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hillcrest-san-diego-den-of-sin-map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hillcrest-san-diego-den-of-sin-map</image:title><image:caption>This map was hard to find the next day until I typed "Hillcrest map gay" into the Google</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:46:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/05/17/last-friday-a-stripper-bit-me/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:46:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/04/12/can-you-swim-in-a-pool-of-beer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/math-fill-pool-with-drinks.png</image:loc><image:title>math-fill-pool-with-drinks</image:title><image:caption>You can check my math if you like. It's messy and I didn't use units because I'm not in school anymore and you can't tell me what to do with my life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bathing-in-beer.png</image:loc><image:title>bathing-in-beer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/04/19/does-orange-juice-prevent-colds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sdsurvivalguide-banquet-chicken-fingers.png</image:loc><image:title>sdsurvivalguide-banquet-chicken-fingers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/show-me-your-tits-zebra-fedora-shiny-pants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Show-me-your-tits-zebra-fedora-shiny-pants</image:title><image:caption>Why did I wear an oversized fluffy zebra jacket? To match my zebra hat, of course.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/drinking-brass-monkey-with-fat-ring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drinking-brass-monkey-with-fat-ring</image:title><image:caption>This is the brass monkey that contributed to The Worst Cold Ever</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:43:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/04/26/yolo-is-banned-in-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/yolo-banned-2013.png</image:loc><image:title>yolo-banned-2013</image:title><image:caption>Other banned, overused terms: Guru, Trending, and Job Creators</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/yolo-board-ocean-beach-san-diego.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yolo-board-ocean-beach-san-diego</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:42:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/05/03/dayglow-san-diego-2013-a-k-a-life-in-color/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dayglow2013_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dayglow2013-girl-braids-cute-anime-lesbian</image:title><image:caption>Another picture by Mel Marcado. I wasn't too sure about my decision to wear braids until a girl ran up to me, touched them, and told me I looked "so cute, like an anime character."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dayglow2013_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dayglow-girl-outfit</image:title><image:caption>Or, maybe, you know, security didn't spend a lot of time patting me down because I didn't wear very much clothing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:42:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/05/10/when-is-it-okay-to-come-to-her-rescue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/queens-of-the-stoneage-qotsa-like-clockwork-vinyl-cd-cost.png</image:loc><image:title>Queens-of-the-Stoneage-QOTSA-Like-Clockwork-Vinyl-CD-cost</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:41:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/05/23/going-to-war-potrero/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:40:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/05/30/pocket-cheese-or-how-the-party-lifestyle-affects-your-diet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mac-n-cheese-pizza-ketchup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mac-n-cheese-pizza-ketchup</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:40:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/06/13/partying-with-old-people/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:36:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/06/20/sick-of-partying/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/purple-bandaid-butt-shot-injection-dinosaurs-wtf.png</image:loc><image:title>purple-bandaid-butt-shot-injection-dinosaurs-wtf</image:title><image:caption>I think they gave me this purple dinosaur band-aid for being a big baby. Also note how it is very much not on my butt.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:35:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/06/28/dont-apologize-never-say-sorry/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:35:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/07/05/sick-of-partying-pt-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/party-monster-on-leash-bunny-ears.jpg</image:loc><image:title>party-monster-on-leash-bunny-ears</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/temperature-thermometer-101-degrees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>temperature-thermometer-101-degrees</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/temperature-thermometer-100-degrees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>temperature-thermometer-100-degrees</image:title><image:caption>Look guys, weathered wood. This could be an Etsy listing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:33:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/07/19/fomo-no-mo-how-to-cope-with-a-fear-of-missing-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lookin-sultry-in-the-sun-balboa-pink-sunglasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lookin-sultry-in-the-sun-balboa-pink-sunglasses</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pspride-palm-springs-pride-laptop-sunglasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pspride-palm-springs-pride-laptop-sunglasses</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/chloraseptic-cough-drops-meds-sick-sinus-robitussin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chloraseptic-cough-drops-meds-sick-sinus-robitussin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wine-f-1-locations-if-you-see-kay-menage-a-trois-records.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wine-F-1-locations-if-you-see-kay-menage-a-trois-records</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pride-freebie-trash-rainbow-flag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pride-freebie-trash-rainbow-flag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/minecraft-custom-skin-princess-village-pigs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>minecraft-custom-skin-princess-village-pigs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:32:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/08/03/theme-party-ideas-for-adults/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/gingerbread-cookie-club-kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gingerbread-cookie-club-kids</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hungover-couch-girl-cartoon-underwear1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hungover-couch-girl-cartoon-underwear</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:31:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/08/16/know-it-all-syndrome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/smug-black-sheep-plush-stuffed-animal.png</image:loc><image:title>smug-black-sheep-plush-stuffed-animal</image:title><image:caption>Look at this sheep. It is so smug.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:26:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/08/23/cell-phone-plans-in-san-diego-survival-guide-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mr-scumbag-from-sprint-telephone-business-card-college-store.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr-scumbag-from-sprint-telephone-business-card-college-store</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/samsung-gravity-touch-t669.jpg</image:loc><image:title>samsung-gravity-touch-T669</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/crazy-eyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy-eyes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:23:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/08/29/okcupid-for-friends-and-lovers-sd-survival-guide-critical-strategy-and-expose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-29-at-5-26-53-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>okcupid-options</image:title><image:caption>mmm look at all my options</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/butterfly-girl-redhead.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>butterfly-girl-redhead</image:title><image:caption>For some reason this picture gets me the most OkAction</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/okcupid-stale-is-to-steal-89475.png</image:loc><image:title>okcupid-stale-is-to-steal-89475</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/blurry-lesbian-love-our-first-pic-together.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blurry-lesbian-love-our-first-pic-together</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/katelyn-meet-sami-true-okcupid-love.png</image:loc><image:title>katelyn-meet-sami-true-okcupid-love</image:title><image:caption>[text removed for brevity - also her username is not xxxxxx...don't even try]</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:17:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/09/05/what-to-do-when-your-wallet-is-stolen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hotels-and-tacos-crime-spree.png</image:loc><image:title>hotels-and-tacos-crime-spree</image:title><image:caption>My pickpocket spent $25 on Taco Bell and rented a crappy hotel room, among other things. CRIME SPREE LOL.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:10:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2014/01/30/why-san-diego-is-awesome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/i-do-own-a-rash-guard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i-do-own-a-rash-guard</image:title><image:caption>And before the 5th person gives a "helpful suggestion" I *do* own a rash guard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/snow-in-san-diego-plum-tree-flowers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snow-in-san-diego-plum-tree-flowers</image:title><image:caption>All the flowering fruitless plums? That's "snowy" enough for me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/screen-shot-2014-01-30-at-3-54-10-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2014-01-30 at 3.54.10 AM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:06:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/09/12/is-san-diego-really-boring/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/screen-shot-2013-09-12-at-7-33-56-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>animals hurting small children tumblr</image:title><image:caption>animalshurtingsmallchildren.tumblr.com lol</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gaga-sunset-temple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaga-sunset-temple</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/secret-stairs-la-mesa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>secret-stairs-la-mesa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/screen-shot-2013-09-12-at-6-52-57-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2013-09-12 at 6.52.57 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/why-is-san-diego-so-boring.png</image:loc><image:title>why-is-san-diego-so-boring</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/google-trends-san-diego-nightlife-clubs.png</image:loc><image:title>google-trends-san-diego-nightlife-clubs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:06:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/09/19/san-diego-on-smartphone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/imag0018.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rat breeding cages</image:title><image:caption>A rat breeding cage in an antique shop in OB. Store owners did not know that was what it was. Tag says "organizing unit with drawers." But Katelyn told me the truth because Katelyn knows everything.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/imag0029.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monitor lizard with turtle on its back</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/imag0008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taco Wow Cafe San Diego</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:04:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/09/26/how-to-spike-your-shoes-a-tale-of-violence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/candies-suede-spike-gray-heels-diy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candies-suede-spike-gray-heels-DIY</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/stabbin-shoe-with-awl-lookit-my-glitter-nails-spikes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stabbin-shoe-with-awl-lookit-my-glitter-nails-spikes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/spikes-close-up-shoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spikes-close-up-shoes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bushmills-whiskey-reed-ginger-beer-cocktail-mixed-drink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bushmills-whiskey-reed-ginger-beer-cocktail-mixed-drink</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/screw-on-spikes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>screw-on-spikes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/awl-it-is-stabby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>awl-it-is-stabby</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/screwdriver-plastic-handle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>screwdriver-plastic-handle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jeffrey-campbell-spike-black-wood-quilt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeffrey-campbell-spike-black-wood-quilt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jeffrey-campbell-usa-americano-damsel-paint-white-lita.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeffrey-campbell-usa-americano-damsel-paint-white-lita</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:03:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/10/03/only-nerds-assume-asking-for-consent-is-nerdy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/comic-lesbian-first-sleepover-sex.png</image:loc><image:title>comic-lesbian-first-sleepover-sex</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T02:01:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/10/24/i-love-tourists/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-02T01:57:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/10/31/last-minute-halloween-costumes-a-last-minute-blog-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/1398492_10202403573475343_1219519014_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>disneyland arthur stone sword</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T01:55:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/11/07/youre-so-beautiful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo-on-2013-11-05-at-23-54-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pink adult onesie pajamas </image:title><image:caption>Lookin' like a supermodel in my onesie jam jams.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T01:54:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2014/01/16/what-did-i-do-last-night-a-detective-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cigarette-makes-me-puke-text.png</image:loc><image:title>cigarette-makes-me-puke-text</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cancer-neck-pain-dying.png</image:loc><image:title>cancer-neck-pain-dying-trashed-slept-on-bathroom-floor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/flogger-smile.gif</image:loc><image:title>flogger-smile</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jenga-smile-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>jenga smile gif</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/funny-faces-brother-jeff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-faces-brother-jeff</image:title><image:caption>Brother + friend dropping Magnums.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sword-fire-poi-beach.gif</image:loc><image:title>sword-fire-poi-beach</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T01:54:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/11/14/lets-ghost-leaving-without-saying-goodbye/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-14-at-2-07-19-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>ghosting at parties</image:title><image:caption>Read the article on slate.com here.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T01:44:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/11/21/youre-not-introverted-you-just-have-problems/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/introvert-v-extrovert-eysenck-personality-chart-emotionally-stable-unstable.jpg</image:loc><image:title>introvert-v-extrovert-eysenck-personality-chart-emotionally-stable-unstable</image:title><image:caption>Based on Eysenck's personality theory (I didn't make this up) -- click for larger view.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-07T12:40:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/12/05/how-to-play-cards-against-humanity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cards-against-humanity-haiku-mime-having-a-stroke-reddit-foshofersher.png</image:loc><image:title>cards-against-humanity-haiku-mime-having-a-stroke-reddit-foshofersher</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T01:42:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/12/12/lost-in-hollywood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-12-at-10-05-48-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2013-12-12 at 10.05.48 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-12-at-9-25-40-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2013-12-12 at 9.25.40 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-12-at-9-25-55-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2013-12-12 at 9.25.55 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T01:39:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/12/19/how-the-grinch-stole-facebook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/grinch-who-stole-facebook.gif</image:loc><image:title>grinch-who-stole-facebook</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/today-i-feel-trite-cliche-meaningless.gif</image:loc><image:title>today-i-feel-trite-cliche-meaningless</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/how-to-catch-james-woods-ooh-piece-of-candy-family-guy1.gif</image:loc><image:title>How-to-catch-James-Woods-ooh-piece-of-candy-family-guy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T01:36:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2013/12/26/the-other-holiday-hangover-the-dread-of-going-back-to-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/christmas-selfie-red-hair-galore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmas-selfie-red-hair-galore</image:title><image:caption>My friend Katie says I need to take more selfies, so here's a particularly festive one. Enjoy (what's left of) your holiday!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T01:32:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2014/01/02/guys-dont-totally-suck-i-learned-on-my-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/no-wine-gift-in-the-bar.png</image:loc><image:title>no-wine-gift-in-the-bar</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/electric-grape-leather-80s-comic-strawberry-blonde.png</image:loc><image:title>electric-grape-leather-80s-comic-strawberry-blonde</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T01:31:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2014/01/09/straight-girls-pt-1-mean-girls-as-seen-by-a-notorious-toaster-taker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/facebook-gas-mask-sami.jpg</image:loc><image:title>facebook-gas-mask-sami</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/profile-pic-stand-in.jpg</image:loc><image:title>profile-pic-stand-in</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T01:30:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/about/sami/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sami-spyro-dragon-girl-costume-sparx-wings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sami-spyro-dragon-girl-costume-sparx-wings</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T01:20:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2014/08/05/you-are-not-my-boyfriend-being-a-better-ally/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/weather-nice-san-diego-august.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weather-nice-san-diego-august</image:title><image:caption>Hi, the weather is great today in San Diego and also I am not your girlfriend.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T01:19:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/06/13/my-older-brothers-birthday/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-02T01:14:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/10/27/dont-tell-my-why-you-cant-come-to-my-party-d/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kevin-is-the-improbable-pinata.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kevin-is-the-improbable-pinata</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/emotion-sensor-sad-pink-hair.gif</image:loc><image:title>emotion-sensor-sad-pink-hair</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T01:14:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2016/04/26/cultural-appropriation-is-like-crashing-a-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/imag1846.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG1846</image:title><image:caption>This ordinary keffiyeh is worn for comfort and fashion and (as far as I can tell) is fine to borrow, as opposed to the Palestinian keffiyeh which holds significant political meaning and should probably be researched before choosing to wear.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/imag2078-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2078 (1)</image:title><image:caption>This birb of Australian descent appropriates "Christian" culture which originally appropriated pagan culture..?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-31T14:20:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2016/06/28/taking-a-break/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/wp-1467160579124.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>wp-1467160579124.jpeg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-29T00:37:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2016/05/31/im-not-that-great-i-just-get-more-sleep-than-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/snapchat-7197282584254630953.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snapchat-7197282584254630953</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-02-05T02:02:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2016/05/10/hey-pay-me-also-what-if-i-had-a-pet-store/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/screenshot_2016-04-25-11-17-06.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot_2016-04-25-11-17-06</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-11T00:24:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2016/04/12/rsvp-etiquette-in-the-age-of-facebook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/i-knew-that-i-dont-live-under-a-rock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i knew that I don't live under a rock</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/this-is-your-friend-trying-to-host-a-party-sad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>this is your friend trying to host a party SAD</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/send-private-message-letting-host-know-you-still-love-them-even-though-you-couldnt-go-yes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>send private message letting host know you still love them even though you couldn't go YES</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/blab-on-the-entire-event-page-for-all-to-see-that-you-have-something-more-important-to-do-no.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blab on the entire event page for all to see that you have something more important to do 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examples</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screen-shot-2016-03-29-at-1-44-47-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>habitica avatar golden fox</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-13T19:20:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2016/03/24/ill-wait-in-line-for-bernie-sanders-san-diego-rally-march-2016/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bernie-sandiers-line-san-diego-2016-convention-center.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bernie sandiers line san diego 2016 convention 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ocean</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/only-in-california-use-palm-fronds-to-shade-your-garden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>only-in-california-use-palm-fronds-to-shade-your-garden</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-09T19:22:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/write-to-me/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-02T02:01:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/ask/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-02T01:59:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2016/02/23/how-to-survive-your-own-overwhelming-laziness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/imag1939.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG1939</image:title><image:caption>I have a living cat blanket; I couldn't possibly 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and 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(1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-27T07:26:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/12/09/but-the-good-news-is-i-have-3-fewer-teeth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/wp-1449656123566.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>wp-1449656123566.jpeg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/wp-1449655961461.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>wp-1449655961461.jpeg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/wp-1449655679869.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>wp-1449655679869.jpeg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/wp-1449655496790.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>wp-1449655496790.jpeg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-09T10:26:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/11/24/nope/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-25T04:00:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/11/10/is-nanowrimo-hard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-11-10-at-12-26-06-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen 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PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/wpid-wp-1447188161026.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-wp-1447188161026.jpeg</image:title><image:caption>I call this the "Write By Whatever Means..." strategy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-10T22:12:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/10/13/how-to-get-rid-of-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/shark-costume-sami-burning-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shark-costume-sami-burning-man</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/frazzled-post-burning-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frazzled post burning 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Noa Azoulay http://www.featherlove.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/audience-observatory-bernie-sanders-san-diego-pre-election-kick-off.jpg</image:loc><image:title>audience-observatory-bernie-sanders-san-diego-pre-election-kick-off</image:title><image:caption>Photo: Noa Azoulay 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my mind is like: SPIDERS</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/blank-mind-dude-has-no-idea-he-is-being-super-creepy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank-mind-dude-has-no-idea-he-is-being-super-creepy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-03-16T08:05:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/06/09/consent-beyond-words/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-10T01:23:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/05/26/how-to-throw-a-passive-aggressive-notes-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/10003451_10203537047091475_458141519_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10003451_10203537047091475_458141519_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/thank-you-passive-aggressive-note.png</image:loc><image:title>thank-you-passive-aggressive-note</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/10153710_10203537055131676_771742438_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10153710_10203537055131676_771742438_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/1173803_10203537246096450_1083177518_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1173803_10203537246096450_1083177518_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-27T05:44:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/05/19/shouting-at-cats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/you-are-so-cute-cat-obsession.jpg</image:loc><image:title>you-are-so-cute-cat-obsession</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-20T04:50:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/05/12/how-to-be-a-lesbian-in-san-diego/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/imag0830.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0830</image:title><image:caption>note 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don't really know how to choose a picture for a post like this, so here's a selfie.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-30T01:56:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/04/22/i-made-a-comic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/tv-and-toast-burrito-san-diego-flip-flop.png</image:loc><image:title>tv-and-toast-burrito-san-diego-flip-flop</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-23T02:42:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/04/16/how-to-judge-a-facebook-event-invite-by-the-numbers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/facebook-event-invite-desperation-scale1.png</image:loc><image:title>facebook-event-invite-desperation-scale</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/screen-shot-2015-04-16-at-10-25-07-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-04-16 at 10.25.07 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/screen-shot-2015-04-16-at-10-22-32-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-04-16 at 10.22.32 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/facebook-event-invite-desperation-scale.png</image:loc><image:title>facebook-event-invite-desperation-scale</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/facebook-invite-party-numbers-attendance-example.png</image:loc><image:title>facebook-invite-party-numbers-attendance-example</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-16T19:58:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/04/14/how-to-find-your-one-true-friend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/imag0677_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0677_1</image:title><image:caption>This whole party premise may just be a joke by and for polyamorous folk.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-15T02:19:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/04/10/what-day-is-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/imag0655.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0655</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-10T21:33:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/04/08/i-forgot-what-day-it-was/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/wpid-imag0537.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-imag0537.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-08T17:37:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/03/31/san-diegos-free-zoo-only-the-cool-kids-know-about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/1427850673985.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1427850673985</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/imag0578.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0578</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/imag0581.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0581</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/imag0584.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0584</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/imag0587.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0587</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-01T01:37:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/03/24/dont-say-sorry-say-wait/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/wait-callout-speech-bubble-sketch.png</image:loc><image:title>wait-callout-speech-bubble-sketch</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-25T03:23:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/03/10/catcalling-is-just-bullying-end-of-story/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-11T18:33:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/02/24/4-party-life-hacks-i-have-actually-used/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/trash-can-monster.png</image:loc><image:title>trash-can-monster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/anxiety-cartoon.png</image:loc><image:title>anxiety-cartoon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hydrogen-peroxide-doodle.png</image:loc><image:title>hydrogen-peroxide-doodle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/stinky-pits.png</image:loc><image:title>stinky-pits</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-25T03:12:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/02/17/2-years-of-sd-survival-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/screen-shot-2015-02-17-at-6-55-50-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen 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PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dairy-drought-takes-a-lot-of-water-to-make-happy-cow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dairy-drought-takes-a-lot-of-water-to-make-happy-cow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wpid-wp-1397760228272.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-wp-1397760228272.jpeg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-18T03:56:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2014/12/31/it-is-cold-stop-telling-me-its-not-that-cold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cat-on-notebook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat-on-notebook</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dresser1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dresser1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-18T23:21:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/02/10/what-i-do-on-my-blog-v-what-i-do-in-real-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/actually-happy.png</image:loc><image:title>actually-happy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/perspective.png</image:loc><image:title>Perspective</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/intent-isnt-magic1.png</image:loc><image:title>intent-isnt-magic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sometimes-its-less-important-to-be-accurate-than-to-be-kind.png</image:loc><image:title>sometimes-its-less-important-to-be-accurate-than-to-be-kind</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-11T05:34:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/2015/01/27/inclusion-practical-strategies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/screen-shot-2015-01-27-at-9-23-05-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen 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Don't you enjoy all these bird pictures? They are like my children. Look at all these pictures of my children? I'm not boring you am I?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/umbrella-cockatoo-on-the-porch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>umbrella cockatoo on the porch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://sdsurvivalguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/happy-birdday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy birdday</image:title><image:caption>I love birds. 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